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LoonyAlana

Crazy Bibliophile and Book Pimp (Not So Anonymous)

I am a mother of two boys and avid reader; I practically live and breathe books. If I could sustain my life on just reading, I would live forever. I'm weird, and proud of it. I have traveled to many places: Mexico, St. Marteen, Prague, England, Cozumel, and Canada to name a few. Many moons ago I co-hosted "Welcome to Insanity" radio show on a micro radio station in TX- but our show was played via streaming internet in coffee houses in Amsterdam. I have a BA in theater. I used to be "the finder of lost things" but I think my last child robbed me of my gift. Now I just have a large collection of useless information... it goes with my growing mountain of "to be read" books

Currently reading

The Hooker and the Hermit
Penny Reid, Luci Cosway
The Suicide Princess
Anthony Bryan
Rise of the Magi (Lila Gray, #3)
Jocelyn Adams
Caged (Holloway Pack, #3)
J.A. Belfield
Futures and Frosting - Tara Sivec Adult Book, Adult Review

If mild profanity offends you, this is NOT the book for you, anyway.

Just put the book down and slowly walk away. Warning: Be careful while reading this book (like no drinking milk while reading, "Mrs. Gates looks like a perverted Mary Poppins pulling penises out of her carpet bag." Milk WILL skirt out your nose, and no, it won't be pretty.) You've been officially warned.

I lost my shit, cackled with laughter, and finished with a shit-eating grin on my face. Thunder, thunder, thundercunt....Ho! Exactly what the doctor ordered to dig me out of my funk. I highlighted many a passage, read parts to my husband (regardless if he wanted to hear or not)... I snorted with laughter. I shit you not.

I love this foul mouth couple, I love their foul-mouthed kid, and I wish I had friends half as interesting as theirs. Stayed up too late savoring each quip with glee. Book 3 will be mine. Oh, yes, it will be.